march 28 2005

ALIENS. ABDUCTED. MY. DOG.

Or so it would seem... I took jane to get spayed last week. for an extra $35 they used a laser to ZAP out her little girly pieces. for another $40 they can slip a microchip under her skin in case she runs off without her driver's license.

it's ALL lazers nowadays.

And sub-dermal microchips. just TRY to convince me that the medical community knows NOTHING about alien abductions. they're in it with the Government. it goes all the way to the Top -- from the Seven Kings of the Masonic Order to the slime-drooling eyeless humanoid-creatures of Inner Earth. It is written on the Mayan pyramids. And i read on some Russian website. They're cataloging our DNA just like I seen it done on that X-Files show! Where's David Duchovny Fox Moulder when ya need 'im? Save me, Scully!
*adjusting my tinfoil hat*

seriously tho -- it's strange how technology creeps into modern life. Laser-surgery and microchips for dogs. WTF? It tells me that all the $$ we spent on Star Wars defense systems and particle-accelerators wasn't wasted afterall. technology becomes routine. what was SCI-FI 50 years ago, is now mundane. am i the only one who still gets giddy when a distant satellite beams back images of an icy sea of liquid methane from Titan? i hope not. Let's take it one step further, I say!

I asked the vet if we could install an MP3 player and a 128Mb USB memory card in Jane, and he just laughed.

10 years from now it won't be so crazy. you just watch! Satellie radio, Bluetooth, webcams, iPod docks, MP3 players.. why NOT combine these with our pets? Hang on, I gotta re-boot my dog. CTRL-ALT-DEL.
meh.

...hello, tech-support? My dog won't run Fetch.EXE on Linux with voice-recognition enabled... do i need to re-install it or upgrade to PetManager 2.0? Yes, I'll hold....

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